Applications are open · Twelve spots · Tulum, Mexico
Girls Just Wanna
Have FUN(nels)
Build it where
the view matches the vision.
Tulum, Mexico · February 24 to 28, 2027
Twelve intentional women. Five days that change what is possible.
Application only. I read every one.
Girls Just Wanna Have FUN(nels)
Tulum, Mexico · February 24 to 28, 2027 · Twelve spots · Application only
What this became
A level of luxury we have never built before.
It began as one day on a yacht. It grew into five, because what you are building does not fit in 24 hours.
Greatness does not rush.
Here, you share your offer exactly as you mean it, with eleven women who are fully present for every word.
A pool that connects every bedroom. Long dinners. A day at the beach. Roof decks, sunsets, photo shoots, your offer and revenue machine on the whiteboard… and the yacht that started it all.
Imagine this
You land in Tulum and the air changes. Private transport is already waiting, and somewhere on the drive you exhale for the first time in months.
Eleven women are there before you unpack. Someone hands you a glass of champagne. Someone else is laughing by the water. You feel it right away: these are your people.
Morning is coffee in the sun, a few steps from your bedroom door. By midday your offer is on the whiteboard, and the women around you lean in because they want it to work as much as you do. Nobody is performing. Nobody is waiting for her turn to pitch.
I am beside you, dedicated to your strategy and your growth. Everything I have built, a decade of experience and $50M+ in client revenue, pointed at one business: yours.
At sunset the whole group gathers on the roof deck, and the light does what it only does here. This is where the ideas finally have the space to emerge, so you can breathe life into them.
One day belongs to a yacht on the Caribbean. Another is spent on one of the most luxurious beaches in Tulum, with nowhere to be at all.
On the last night you realize you have not checked your phone in hours, and that you have not felt this clear about your business in a long time.
You leave with your offer sharper, referrals that are real, and eleven women who answer when you call. You also leave knowing exactly what your life feels like at the level you are building toward.
You have just established the new standard for everything else to follow.
Most women will plan 2027 in a Google Doc.
Twelve will plan it here.
Tulum, Mexico · February 24 to 28, 2027 · Twelve spots · Application only
One complete elevation.
It began as a day on a yacht. The yacht is still here. It is one chapter of five.
Wednesday · February 24
You arrive
Private transport takes you to the villa. You settle in, meet the eleven, and the first night is already handled.
Thursday · February 25
You get to work
The full training day. Your actual offer on the actual whiteboard, then your hot seat: ten minutes where the group focuses entirely on your business. Ten minutes in that seat changed mine. Then a sunset shoot, (photos are yours to keep) before a beachfront dinner.
Friday · February 26
You take to the water
A private yacht on the Caribbean, a content block while the light is that good, and dinner back at the villa with a private chef, the pool and the luxury setting to integrate.
Saturday · February 27
You integrate it
A morning photo and video shoot with different backdrops within the villa before heading to one of the most exquisite beaches in Tulum.
February 28 · departure
You fly home different.
Breakfast, a closing circle with me at 10 am, and a private transfer to the airport. Book your flight out after 2 pm so you are here for every moment of it. Or stay on in Tulum, which more than a few of you will.
Where you stay
This is not a hotel.
This is a private villa.
One of the most in-demand luxurious private villas in all of Tulum, Mexico. Hand selected, with its own pool, and held for the twelve of us.
The environment is intentional. That is the whole point. You cannot build something elevated in a beige conference centre, so we are not asking you to. Everything about where you wake up is designed to match what you are building.
The setting is the strategy.
Private pool
The villa's own, not shared with a resort.
Twelve of us
The whole property, nobody else.
Hand selected
Shortlisted, visited, and held for February.
The hot seat
Full attention. Full intention. Your business.
A hot seat changed my business. This event exists because of it.
You get real-time feedback from women who are fully present, and it never feels intimidating. That alone is worth the flight.
What comes after is what no one expects. You have uninterrupted time to say exactly what you do and exactly who you serve, to eleven women who are listening for how they can help. Customers, collaborations, and referrals come out of that.
From the first one
Hear from the
women themselves.
This is what they said after one day. We are making this five.
"She brought together eleven amazing women entrepreneurs and business owners here. It is absolutely amazing."
Chrissy may
"Today was beyond every single expectation I could have imagined. Melissa delivered on every single detail."
Ashley thomas
"Melissa did a great job defining the terms, a plan of action, and leading each person individually to a clear plan to get her business growing."
Kelly ward
"I learned a ton about funnels, and they are now fun to me."
[NAME]
"It was great to be with like-minded people, to relax, work on our businesses, and really enjoy the conversations."
Luciana Zachman
"It was a five-star experience."
[NAME]
"Melissa curated a perfect room, with intentional conversations."
LUCIANA · Miami Event attendee
What is included
Book the flight.
We have everything else.
From the moment you land to the moment you are dropped back at the airport, it is handled.
Four nights in Tulum, with a daybed at the water for every woman
Private airport transfers, both ways, and all ground transport
Every meal, from the welcome dinner to the closing breakfast
Private chef dinners, plus two curated dinners out
A full day on a private yacht in the Caribbean
A day at the beach club, with an optional spa
All training and workshop sessions
Your hot seat, with me and eleven women focused on your business
A sunset photo shoot and a content block on the water
Flights are the only thing you book yourself.
TWO WAYS TO STAY
Twelve spots.
Everything is the same except your bedroom.
Shared
Eight spots
You share a bedroom with one other woman. You do not need to bring anyone or find a roommate. We pair every bedroom ourselves as part of curating the group.
Private
Four spots
Your own bedroom for all four nights. Same table, same water, same everything else. You close your own door at the end of the night.
The four private spots go first.
INVESTMENT
Both options are application only. Pricing depends on whether you take a shared or a private bedroom, and it rises once eight of the twelve spots are taken. After you apply, the TEAM will be in touch with the bedrooms still available and the investment for each.
Your investment covers your bedroom in the private villa, airport transfers, all meals, the yacht day, every activity and all trainings. Flights are the only thing you book yourself.
WHO THIS IS FOR
Twelve women.
Chosen with purpose.
This is for you if:
You believe collaboration beats competition, and you have the receipts to show you operate that way.
You are done being the best-kept secret in your industry, and you have stopped finding it humble and started finding it annoying.
You want five days with women who get it, not a ballroom with 400 chairs and a pitch from the stage.
You know that reach without the right relationships stays reach. The right environment and the right people turn it into revenue, and five days in the right company can do more for your business than a year of going viral ever could.
You are already selling something that works, and you know it is meant to reach further than it does today. You are ready to establish the new standard for everything that follows.
I read every application myself. Every applicant hears back.
We started curating the group.
The first one sold out. Every woman who was there asked for the same thing afterward: more time together.
Here is what that taught me. The funnel work is not what makes this work. The women make it work.
So we stopped taking whoever clicked first and started curating. Twelve women who can actually help each other. Who will still be in each other's phones six months later. Close enough in altitude to be genuinely useful, far enough apart to never be competitive.
You cannot build that from a checkout button and a credit card. So this time you apply, and I read every application myself.
The woman behind the funnel
Why I keep building bigger.
In 2020 I went to Tulum for ten days and never left.
I arrived with heartbreak and grief. I worked on myself, my business, and the grief, all at once. I bought a house, an ATV, and a dog. I dated my whiteboard. I spent my days with my dog and at my gym, working seven days a week inside what I came to call my Tulum bubble.
I have traveled the world, and I have never experienced anywhere that gave me the exhale, the creative swirl, and the expansion that lives in Tulum. It became a five-year rebuild, and I was obsessed with mastery.
In 2025 I left. Now we return, together
In March 2026, my business was already successful, and I sat in a hot seat at a $50K mastermind to explain what I do. The feedback was unanimous: Melissa, funnels are confusing. You lost us.
Ten minutes in that seat changed my business.
I took it as a dare. Funnels are not confusing. They have been explained badly, by an industry that buried them in jargon. So I made them fun. Over 150 funnels later, one client went from six figures to over $2 million in six months.
In July 2026 I booked a yacht to teach it on. That one day grew into this. This event does not exist without that hot seat, and whatever comes out of your ten minutes, you will not leave the same.
I built the brand LAB. after an agency took $36,000 from me and delivered almost nothing. Eight years later, I have still never run a paid ad. When you work with me, you are also leveraging my TEAM.
$50M+
3,700+
Every Industry
Client Revenue
Clients Served
You can name
FREQUENTLY ASKED
Questions, answered.
How does the application work?
You fill out a short application. I read every one myself, not a form filter and not an assistant. If you are accepted, I reach out to you directly with the investment, the payment options, and how to confirm your spot.
Why is it application only?
Because the women are what make this work. Twelve women for five days only works when each one is chosen with purpose, not whoever clicked first. The application is how I do that.
When will I hear back?
Within 2 business days. Every applicant hears back, accepted or not.
What is included?
Four nights in Tulum, all meals, private airport transfers both ways, all ground transport, a full day on a private yacht, a day at the beach club, every training session, your hot seat, and the photo and content shoots. Flights are the only thing you book yourself.
What is the hot seat?
Ten minutes where the group focuses entirely on your business. A ten-minute hot seat changed mine, and this event exists because of it. You leave with feedback, direction, and often the referrals and collaborations that come from saying exactly what you do to women who are fully present.
What is the difference between shared and private?
Only your bedroom. Shared means one other woman in the bedroom with you, and we pair every bedroom ourselves, so you do not need to bring anyone. Private means your own bedroom for all four nights. There are eight shared spots and four private ones.
Do I need to bring a roommate for the shared option?
No. We handle pairing as part of choosing the group.
Where should I fly into?
Cancún (CUN) or Tulum (TQO). Both have direct routes from many cities, so choose whichever is easiest from where you live. Your private transport meets you at the airport you land in and takes you straight to the event. Once you are accepted, we send your arrival window to book around.
What should I pack?
Tulum in February means warm days and warm evenings. Every accepted woman receives a curated style guide with specifics for each day, so you arrive knowing exactly what to bring.
Is this only for women?
Yes. Twelve women.
Are there payment options?
Yes. We share the investment and the available payment options once your application is accepted.
Will I be pitched something while I am there?
No. You came for five days. You get five days.
What if I want to stay on in Tulum?
Plenty do. Your stay runs through Sunday checkout, and anything after that is your own booking.
Tulum, Mexico · February 24 to 28, 2027
The vision board has been on the wall long enough.
Twelve women. Five days. The standard for everything that follows.
Each application is read and reviewed with care, because the twelve are chosen with purpose. Every applicant hears back within 2 business days.
