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150+ funnels built· 3,700+ Clients · $50M+ Client Revenue
Girls Just Wanna Have FUN(nels)
That makes you money so you can live your vision board, instead of staring at it.
Eleven women who are serious about the same thing, and one expert who has built 6 and 7-figure funnels. She's here to build yours.
Newport Beach, CA · October 15–17, 2026
Girls Just Wanna Have FUN(nels)
LOCATION
Newport Beach, CA
Dates
October 15–17, 2026
Spots Available
12 Women Only
Format
You + Yacht + Whiteboard
Here's the truth about funnels.....
They don't have to be complicated, manual, or the thing that keeps you up at night.
And when you get yours down, you actually have passive revenue and money coming to you with ease.
Every time you sit down to build it, the day disappears into a tech spiral and you close the laptop with exactly what you started with. So you go back to doing it yourself: taking calls, showing up, trading time. Your funnel stays on the to-do list. Your vision board stays on the wall.
That ends here.
My brain has always been obsessed with mapping things out (the teacher in me never left). I have literally made clients millions and millions, strategizing on their funnels... and now it's going directly to you. Twelve women only, three days in Newport Beach, a full one of them aboard a 92-foot yacht. Seriously epic, once-in-a-lifetime, business (and life) changing opportunity.
The setting isn't a reward for working hard. It's the reason the work actually happens.
I am here to show you that funnels can be as sexy as a 92-foot yacht.
Putting the two together is not an accident. It's the point.
The last one sold out. This one is three days instead of one, because the women who came asked for more time. So we gave it to them.
Oh, and you already know: it's a write-off. Pack your bougie chic and a few layers.
THE VENUE
We're building your funnel on a 92-foot yacht. No big deal.
This is not a stuffy hotel conference room. This is a 92-foot yacht, all to ourselves. Wildly unnecessary. Absolutely on purpose. Three decks, teak underfoot, freshly refitted, and twelve women who are done watching other people live like this. Her name is Serenity Now. We did not plan that. Instead of putting a yacht on their vision boards, the women joining are cruising on one, champagne in hand. They are not losing leads. They are not scrambling. The revenue that was always available to them is finally moving.
Here's the part that actually matters for your funnel. The cockpit table seats twelve. That is the entire room, at one table, with the water right there. Inside, the salon opens through sliding glass, the whiteboard comes with us, and there's WiFi throughout, so you are building in real time instead of writing down homework.
Then the day turns. Up top, the flybridge has a six-person hot tub, a wet bar and a grill, and the sundeck runs 28 by 19 feet, which is where a lot of your content is getting shot. Same boat. Same twelve women. Two completely different halves of the day.
And on day three we head to Hana Haus, the co-working space right on the marina, to turn everything you built into messaging you can actually use.
This is for the woman who knows there's nothing sexier than having her funnel dialed in,
so her business can build while she lives her dream life.
The Experience
Three Days. One Yacht. All FUN(nels).
Here's what you're actually walking into, and why no recap email will ever do it justice.
Before you arrive
01
Your 1:1 Funnel Design with Melissa
An hour with Melissa before you arrive in Newport Beach. We go through your funnel together, so when we're in the room you're not explaining anything. We're already fixing it.
A $3,500 value on its own, and it's yours with the Funnel Design Seat.
Day One · Thursday, October 15
Evening
02
Welcome Dinner · Set the Tone
A bougie dinner with 11 women building something real. Meet them over a table worth photographing. The conversations that start here will still be going six months from now. That's expansion.
Day Two · Friday, October 16
On the yacht
03
Yacht Day · Hot Girls Hot Seat
The whole day aboard Serenity Now. The first hour is a dedicated shoot, photographer and videographer on you, headshots and content before we open a single laptop. Then training, hot seats, lunch, more hot seats, and an afternoon that turns into an epic charcuterie spread, champagne and the kind of networking you actually want to be in.
Every funnel in the room gets worked, live, on your actual offer, your actual messaging, your actual gaps. You leave knowing exactly what to build, and in what order.
Optional glam. Blowouts and makeup with a team on-site before headshots. Available as an add-on.
Day Three · Saturday, October 17
On the marina
04
Cowork & Integration
The new day, and the one that makes it stick. A co-working space right on the water, where we turn everything you built into messaging you can use. Workshopping with the room, whiteboarding, and more content capture with the marina behind you. You go home with it finished, not on a list.
Meals, attire and travel details are all answered in the FAQ.
We don't make vision boards.
We live them.
WHO THIS IS FOR
You belong here if this is you...
01
You're already making money and your funnel is the bottleneck. It's duct-taped together and it's starting to cost you.
02
You want a room (or yacht) of high-caliber women who lead with heart and don't apologize for wanting a beautiful life too.
03
You're done trading time for content that doesn't convert. You want a system that generates leads while you live your life.
04
You know asking your clients to step into a new level requires you doing the same. And you'll do so for something that actually delivers.
05
You want to leave with strategy built, and so the word funnel doesn't make you panic or want to throw your computer.
06
You're ready to hand the system off to someone who will actually build it, not hand you a workbook and call it done.
This is not for you if…
You're still figuring out your offer, you don't yet have consistent revenue, or you're looking for someone to hand you a template and call it a day. This is a strategy room. You bring the offer. We build the system. For the serious ones, only.
THE BIG IDEA
This isn't a conference.
This is you stepping into your dream life.
No panels. No sponsor booths. No networking lunch where you collect cards and never follow up. Twelve women, a whiteboard, and Melissa. Three days in Newport Beach, a full one of them on a 92-foot yacht, doing the work that actually moves the number.
That is the point.
WHAT YOU TAKE HOME
Your dream life is already built into this investment.
Here's what comes home with you.....
01
A funnel that strategically runs while you're
planning your next vacation.
Not a PDF. Not a framework. An actual, mapped, strategized funnel, audited by Melissa before the event and finished by the time you leave. With a full integration day built in to make sure it's done, not started. Your dream life doesn't wait for Monday.
02
Content that converts
Photos & video from three days, not one.
We raised the content bar this round. The first hour aboard is a dedicated shoot, then capture continues all day, plus another session on day three. Edited files delivered to you. The kind of assets that make people DM you asking what trip you were on, and whether they can come next time.
03
Your network, for real
11 women in your corner for good.
Not a Facebook group you mute. Real women, at your level, who you actually want to call when something big happens in your business. And maybe your new bougie-business-adventures bestie.
04
Messaging that converts
Positioning your dream client can't scroll past.
The exact process Melissa uses to attract dream customers, applied to your offer and then integrated on day three. Most content doesn't convert because of a messaging problem, not a post-more problem. You leave with that fixed.
Round One · Miami
The first one sold out.
Then they asked for Newport Beach.
Twelve women. One yacht. Here's what they said when they got off the boat.
The Receipts
This is what a write-off looks like.
Round one, on the water. Round two is bigger, and it's in Newport Beach.
Straight From The Inbox
Proof that funnels can be fun (and simple)
Secure Your Spot
This is what scaling looks like.
12 Seats · Newport Beach · October 15–17, 2026 · Women Only
What this would cost separately
Private 92-ft luxury yacht experience
$5,000.00
1:1 Funnel Strategy Session with Melissa
$3,500.00
Full-day strategy, and messaging training
$4,500.00
Cowork and integration day & messaging workshop
$2,500.00
Edited photo and video content capture
$2,500.00
Experience Value:
$18,000.00
Your Investment · Strategy Seat
$3,950
Your Investment · Funnel Design Seat
$5,750
Payment plan available on the Funnel Design Seat: 3 payments of $2,250.
Included With Every Seat
Your List Building Funnel, built for you.
A $1,250 value, included when you claim your seat. We build your back end out: your lead magnet, your opt-in and nurturing email sequence, Instagram DM automation, and a fully customized landing page. You do not own social media. Your account can be shut down or taken from you overnight. Your list is the asset nobody can take.
STRATEGY SEAT
$3,950
All three days: welcome dinner, full yacht day & cowork and integration
Hot seats & live whiteboarding on the yacht
Coffee, content & headshots
Catered meals as listed in the agenda
Edited photo & video content capture
Connections that outlast any course or program
Funnel Design Seat
$5,750
Or 3 payments of $2,250
Or 3 payments of $2,250
Pre-event 1:1 funnel design with Melissa
Your funnel mapped, built & finished before you leave
All three days: welcome dinner, full yacht day & cowork and integration
Hot seats & live whiteboarding on the yacht
Coffee, content & headshots
Catered meals as listed in the agenda
Edited photo & video content capture
Connections that outlast any course or program
Prefer to split it? The Funnel Design Seat is also available as 3 payments of $2,250, $6,750 total. Paying in full is less, so take that route if you can.
Optional glam add-on available Friday morning.
These are the funnels. These are the numbers.
Real Strategy. Real Results.
STRATEGY, MINDSET & MENTORSHIP
Business Strategy Mentors | Podcasters | Run Multiple Launches | CMO-Level Leadership
Melissa has run and designed funnels to live events, 3-day summits, book-a-call funnels and direct DM funnels, all converting into a 7-figure mastermind.
RELATIONSHIP EXPERT
Relationship Expert | Founder & CEO | Author | Host of Wisdom Stripes Podcast
Melissa designed the book launch funnel with an event funnel and a show-up + retargeting funnel, leading to 1,000+ sign-ups and strong book-sale conversions.
FOUNDER SERVICES
Real Estate Mentor Investor | CEO
“I went from making 6-figures to over $2 million in 6 months from working with Melissa.”
We designed multiple 6- & 7-figure funnels together.
STRENGTH, METABOLISM & SUSTAINABLE FAT LOSS
Doctor of Chiropractic | Metabolic & Fat Loss Coach | GLP-1 & Peptide Specialist
Sienna has trusted Melissa to design her event and product launch funnels and maximize her show-ups and conversions.
SCALE SERVICES
Best-Selling New York Times Author | Founder of FIT2FAT2Fit | CEO
"Melissa has really done such a good job of helping me develop these systems so that my business and personal life runs so much more efficiently!"
BRAND AND EVENT COLLABORATIONS
Labeled the World's #1 Sales Trainer | Speaker | CEO
"Melissa is a master at brand and marketing and has built something incredible."
Couples Collective
125.3% follower increase, 219.3% increase in views, and 207.2% increase in reach in 1 month - Brand LAB social strategy.
Meg Tuohey
283% increase in accounts reached and 3k follower growth in month 2 of working with Brand LAB.
Dr. Sienna Olson
2.1M views on a single reel and 12,053% increase in accounts reached - Brand LAB content strategy.
Melissa Dlugolecki — Founder results
42.9 million organic views in a single month and 11k follower growth in 1 month on the Brand LAB account.
YOUR HOST
Meet Melissa.
The woman behind the funnel.
Hey beauty,
The truth is, when I started, I couldn't afford not to have my funnel dialed in.
100K in debt. 4,000 followers. No brand power. A bereaved mother scared out of her mind.
And after building multiple businesses to 7-figures, organically (no paid ads), I realized that when I plugged my funnel strategies into other people's businesses, I made them a lot of money.
For a while, I was the woman busy every hour of the day and still couldn't figure out why the revenue wasn't reflecting the effort. The answer was always the same: no system. No funnel. Everything relies on me showing up. And I am human, you know?
Now working with some of the biggest names in the industry, launching 6 and 7-figure funnels, and building my own business and brand, I am here to pull back the curtain (on the yacht) and show you how to do it, too.
I believe we need more good people making a massive impact, and that it is our birthright to live the most expansive, fulfilling, and dreamy life possible, no matter what our circumstances are. I am iving proof of it.
See you in Newport Beach,
XO- Melissa
12 spots. That's the whole point.
The real flex isn't packing the boat. It's packing it with the right women.
Twelve is the maximum the boat takes, so twelve is what we take. When there are only 12 of you, you get real attention, real feedback, and real results. The last one sold out. I am not begging anyone to show up for their dream life. For the serious ones, only.
This Is Your Moment
Ready to show up, scale up, sail off?
The vision board has been on the wall long enough.
Questions
A few things you might be wondering.
Is it really limited to 12 women?
Yes, and intentionally so. Twelve is the maximum the boat holds, so twelve is what we take. It also means everyone gets real attention, real feedback, and a real plan.
The real flex isn't packing the boat. It's packing it with the right women. The last one sold out, and when these 12 spots fill, they're gone.
What are the actual dates and times?
Thursday, October 15 is our welcome dinner. Friday, October 16 is the full yacht day, 10am to 6pm. Saturday, October 17 is cowork and integration at Hana Haus on the marina, 10am to 2pm. Plan to fly in Thursday and out Saturday evening or Sunday.
What's covered, and what's not?
Covered: dinner on Thursday. On Friday, coffee and light bites, a catered lunch, and an epic charcuterie spread in the afternoon.
On Saturday, a light catered lunch.
Friday dinner is on your own, on purpose, after a full day together.
Travel and accommodation are not included.
What should I wear?
Thursday is bougie chic for dinner. Friday, come headshot-ready in the morning, and bring a change of clothes for your hot seat (it's recorded) plus another for lounging and networking in the afternoon. Saturday is comfy, whatever you actually work in. October in Newport runs cooler, so bring layers.
Is there glam available?
Yes, optionally. We're arranging an 8:30am glam experience on Friday with a team on-site for blowouts and makeup.
Here's why it's worth it: the entire first hour aboard is a dedicated shoot. Photographer and videographer, headshots and content, before we open a single laptop. We heard you, and we're raising the content bar this round. You leave with months of assets you didn't have to make yourself.
Where should I stay?
John Wayne Airport (SNA) in Orange County is your closest bet. LAX works too and usually has more flight options, just a longer drive or Uber to Newport Beach.
Recommended hotels:
• Balboa Bay Resort — on the water, beautiful, conveniently located. A few-minute Uber to the marina.
• Lido House — walking distance to the marina and the cowork day. More swanky bougie.
• The Pendry — a little more preppy bougie. A few-minute Uber to the marina.
• Or an Airbnb nearby
We're working on a room block so we can all stay in one spot. If you'd rather wait to book, we'll know by September 1. Once you're registered, you'll get a custom-designed event guide with all the details.
Do I need a finished funnel to attend?
No. You need an offer. Most people don't have a funnel dialed in, so don't worry. With the Funnel Design Seat you get a 1:1 funnel design session with Melissa before the event, so you arrive ready to build, not ready to explain. We handle the rest.
What types of businesses is this for?
Coaches, consultants, service providers, course creators, and personal brands. Basically, anyone with an offer who needs a funnel that actually converts. You don't need to be at a specific revenue level, but you do need to already be in business with something to sell. This is a strategy room, not a starting-from-scratch room.
Are payment plans available?
Yes, on the Funnel Design Seat: three payments of $2,250, $6,750 total. The Strategy Seat is pay in full. Paying in full is $5,750, so it's the better deal if you can swing it.
What do I actually walk away with?
A mapped and strategized funnel (creatively and technically), a custom brand and sales strategy for your business, messaging you can actually use, edited photos and video from three days, and 11 high-caliber connections. The cowork and integration day exists so it's finished before you fly home. Your business doesn't wait for Monday.
What if I'm not tech-savvy?
That's exactly why you're here. You don't need to be tech-savvy. You need to be clear on your offer and ready to build. The technical parts get handled with you in the room, and the cowork and integration day exists so nothing is left half-finished. You will not leave with a to-do list you can't execute.
Is there support after the event?
Yes. We get back on a group call with Melissa, where the momentum from Newport Beach becomes actual revenue. And the 11 women you meet become your ongoing network. Real relationships, not a group chat nobody checks.
What if I have more questions?
Text us directly at +1 (949) 284-2014. There are no silly questions when it comes to your dream life. Melissa loves connecting with good women.
